nyanser:

glad to hear that at least someone approves of me it really makes my day

teach you to swim? i can do that im a pretty good teacher when it comes to some things

aw hell yeah! im gonna learn how to swim!! and while youre teaching me how to swim i can teach you how to beatbox!!

nyanser:

really? i try not to be a complete asshole because that never gets me anywhere with people

i was being sarcastic shush

sorry about that it wasnt intentional 

yeah! im glad that youre being nice, most of the daves i met before, albeit only a few, were somehow assholes! but they also had nice sides 8)

of course i knew that! shhh!! and no, its okay! teach me how to swim and ill forgive you

nyanser:

nah i couldnt possibly ask for that but you can only if you want to

if manila is considered close to the ocean then yeah i do

god you are missing out girlie swimming is so radical i like live in the water

well i cant compliment you much on your appearance because i really havent seen how you look yet but i bet you look dashing! and youre awfully nice too, its scarce (but not all that much) for daves to be this nice

of course manila is close to the ocean! why is there manila bay then? dummy!! >8p also please dont tell me this, youre making me jealous

nyanser:

you are great at handing out complements i love it

especially living near an ocean its pretty cool

wait are you trying to tell me that you cant swim?

do you want more? i can definitely give you more!!

oh you live near an ocean? thats so sweet! what the heck!! thats so cooool! and yeah, i really cant swim 8( i never learned how

nyanser:

that has actually happened before

youre burning things? thats so metal i hope you enjoy your pyromancy 

maybe because youre just super handsome!! (and i bet you are)

id actually rather be an aquamancer than a pyromancer! water is cool, oceans and seas and rivers are cool, even though i cant swim i still think bodies of water are really cool!!

nyanser:

im doing pretty good i think

i have to do a gig at the bar later tonight so im trying my best to emotionally prepare myself for drunk idiots

ah i see! i hope your gig there turns out good, and that you dont get ambushed by a bunch of drunk girls!!

im currently at the park right now, on a swing!! i love swings, i absolutely do, im with my brother right now and were burning things from old pictures that we dont like to leaves and branches! its quite fun

nyanser:

good god stop the presses we have a genuine celebrity over here wow i can die with a clear mind now im so happy

im actually kind of known throughout the science industry, but i dont think thats considered famous just yet! but anyways, how are you??

nyanser:

gosh golly im blushing up a storm over here

if i swoon will you catch me my lady

you should be! i am a very not famous celebrity around here and you should be honored i have complimented you!!

yes, i will catch you, like a knight in shining armor 

nyanser:

i just wanted to try out my acting skills which by the way are pretty much shitty nonexistent talents

youll get better with practice! im not a professional actress myself but that is some good crocodile tears if i do say so myself

its norweigan you uncultured swine furious crying

i know it is sheesh!! i actually look up what peoples url mean okay? 8p